Omegle: Funny chats (2)

[Bollivierke]

Because *someone* closed the other thread...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: asl ?
You: 79 female german
Stranger: =)) 79?
You: im horny
Stranger: bist du sicher
Stranger: \
Stranger: ja.... sicher...
You: what?
Stranger: hahah u said u are german
You: that german was a joke lol
You: im russian
You: and i have nice boobs
You: brand new
You: my original ones expired after 79 years
Stranger: yea i am sure u are a guy with problems
You: orly?
Stranger: u wanna discuss this?
You: ya
You: how old are you little boy?
Stranger: whats ur prbl? no friend no life?
Stranger: 16
You: nice
You: my problem is boredom
Stranger: u? without these high numbers
Stranger: well then talk serious
You: with a stranger?
You: lolno
You: strangers are just there to fuck with
Stranger: i wont come and kill u if u tell ur sex ur country and age
You: but why do yo even care? :p
You: jealous on my dick?
You: wanna tickle my ballz?
Stranger: .... no comment. u are really disturbed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[wweice]

*cough*
Stranger: hi

You: FUCK YOU

Stranger: sure u can
*snip*
Stranger: from

You: USA, Florida

Stranger: i thought so

Stranger: u guys invented fuck

You: pshhh

You: "Fuck"

You: the word

Stranger: m 22 india

You: Came from the Brazillians.

Stranger: oh really

Stranger: good to know

You: To learn more about that...

You: fuck.on.nimp.org

Stranger: fuck on

Stranger: and

Stranger: fuck off

You: nou
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Coolgindara]

Did I said anything wrong?

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FAILBLOG

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm A guy

You: who asked that?

Stranger: You DiD!

You: did i?

Stranger: Yup

Stranger: I have the proof

You: show it

Stranger: Stranger: Are You A Guy

Stranger: See I win

Your conversational partner has disconnected.