Fat ass penguin:"Pia pig". -
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
Pia Pig
Once upon a time, there was a female penguin named pia pig.She's rather,errr, fat.Actually, her obesity is so big, that when she steped on a weighting scale, it said "One at a time".Anyway, the story begins at school, where bullying lurks. "Alright! Party tonight!" said popular penguin. As pia pig walks in, she shouts:"Party? Where!?" she cried. "Uhh, no where pia pig." said popular Jess. "Im not a pig!" Pia said as she ran out crying out from class. As Pia made her way home, she discussed todays problem.
When she got home from school, her mom catched her watching cinderella."Watching that again dear?" said Ma Ma. "Well, all the kids at school called me pia pig, and oinked at me.They didn't even invite me to they schools party." Pia pig. "Meaning...they dont want your fat a- I mean...you to go?" "Oh Im still coming, just to let them know"
For the rest of the night, they kept discussing the matter. The next day at night, pia arrived at the party. "Hey tons of fun, I dont remember inviting you..." said popular penguin. "Well, I just came to show you, that theres more to me than meets the eye." "You mean, you're hiding more fat?!" burst out a noob. "No, Im not a pig!" cried pia. " He doesn't think of you as a pig..." said female penguin. "He...h-he doesn't?" stuttered Pia. "He thinks of you as a hog." said popular penguin.The whole audience oinked at her as Pia ran outside.