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Default Omegle : Funny chats - Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
Post your funny chats.

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HAI

Stranger: hey

Stranger: whre u from?

You: Mars

Stranger: rox

Stranger: how its in there?

Stranger: do u have internet connection

Stranger: amazing

You: There are 3 versions of the pope there

You: Lesbian, Gay and Straight

Stranger: vc eh brasileiro veio?

You: Sorry

You: I don't speak plutoian

Stranger: oh sorry

Stranger: do u like bingo?
Quote:
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: whats up

You: nm

Stranger: same

You: 8================================================= ===D

You: My penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Omegel? Whats that? Is it like a Bot or some kind of Browser thing?

You should link us.



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Omegel? Whats that? Is it like a Bot or some kind of Browser thing?

You should link us.
Omegle
N00bs these days.
EDIT: Wait what? You're a mod?!!

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Quote:
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hai.

Stranger: One ring to rule them all

You: I hear your homo.

Stranger: nooo

You: yes.

Stranger: damn it

Stranger: you've seen through my defense

You: Yes.

You: You are a 30 year old man.

Stranger: and I thought it was so perfect

You: Trying to pick up teens.

You: And rape them.

You: This is true.

Stranger: maybe too true

You: Yes.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Moar to come!

Short Conversation( Because I threw out the Kill Bill):

Quote:
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiii, male or female?


You: Both.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote:
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hai.

Stranger: hey

You: I hear that you like to touch boys
Your conversational partner has disconnected

ok bai

Last edited by Micro; Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 at 11:04am.
  
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New chat
Quote:
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Join irc.dreggle.com #iamthewalrus NAO

Stranger: HOWS ABOUT NO

You: Or, just visit Login - #iamthewalrus

You: OR DIE

Stranger: HOWS ABOUT NO AGAIN

You: NOE U

Stranger: LEARN TO SPELL NO YOU RETARD

You: LEARN TO GET A LIFE, YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Stranger: I TRIED, THEY RAN OUT AT THE STORE

You: I can see why

Stranger: HAVE YOU GOT ONE I COULD BUY? THOUGHT NOT.

You: Sorry, no spares

Stranger: Damn.

You: nvm

You: better luck next time, I gues

You: s

Stranger: yeah, seeya

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tried to troll on #iamthewalrus. Had better luck on the itself

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Someone sticky this thing.

Failure:

Quote:
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: You fail.

You: Understand, dumbfuck?

You: You fail.

Stranger: so?

You: So you fail. Epicly.

You: You just fail.

You: So badly.

Stranger: so what

You: So you fail. You fail in life.

You: You fail at everything.

You: You just fucking fail.

Stranger: is you

You: I have failed to tell you of the failure of fails you have failed in failing.

You: Now I must go because you fail.

You have disconnected.

ok bai
  
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Celebi33, sticky this or die
Quote:
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Do you have a life?

You: Would you like a life

You: If so,

You: why not call us on

Stranger: hey hey hey stop please

You: 0800 SUCK-MY-COCK

You: We have very comftorbale seat

You: s

You: We have doughnuts

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote:
You: BIG DICK PL0X

You: no?

Stranger: ?

You: thought not

You have disconnected.
Quote:
Stranger: HI

You: REDTUBE FTW


Stranger: WHAT IT IS?

You: www.redtube.com

You: go check it out

Credit goes to comunisim
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LMAO:
Quote:
Stranger: hi am a man 20 years old.. r u a girl whith a facebook account??

You: You pedo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: f/m???

You: both.

You: i crossbreaded myself

You: it was a painful process but I can have sex with myself

Stranger: ohh go to hell fucking tranvestit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SCREW DISNEY
  
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Default Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
This chat and the people on it are generally fucked.




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Default Wednesday, July 1st, 2009


look at this:




awesome, right?

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