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darkdude000

Really random chat.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: type faster
You: You know, I've noticed a decline in the "LOOKING FOR HOT FEMALE!" chats.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ture
Stranger: true
Stranger: btw, im looking for a hot female
Stranger: asl
Stranger: jk
Stranger: but not really
You: Heh, I love making viruses and spreading them.
Stranger: you too?
Stranger: do you use systemaxx 2.0?
You: no
Stranger: im hacking you right now
You: LOL
You: Ok, then what's my IP?
Stranger: 342.2470.75532.543
You: Nope.
You: That's not even a valid IP.
Stranger: your face isnt a valid IP
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karpolo

Here's one I had.
Stranger: A WILD CHICKEN MCNUGGET APPEARS
You: the nigger eats it
You: num num num
Stranger: A WILD KOOL-AID APPEARS
You: a 5 year old appears
You: andd drinks it
Stranger: A MICHAEL JACKSON APPEARS
You: the 5 year old attempts to flee
You: attempt failed
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON GRABS CROTCH AND SHOUTS SHAMOOOOONE
You: a wild billy mays appears
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON APPROACHES 5 YO AS PAVEMENT LIGHTS UP IN FRONT OF HIM
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON MOONWALKS AWAY FROM SMELL OF ORANGE FRESH AROMA
You: billy mays throws oxi clean an michael jackson
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON MELTS IN A PUDDLE OF FRESH MIRACLE ORANGE ACTION

Pastulio

Quote:

Stranger: hi

You: o hai

Stranger: how r u

You: good u?

Stranger: fine.thanks.

You: fuck you

Stranger: from

You: ur ass

Stranger: oh ow

You: u mean 'wow'

You: dumbass

Stranger: here is chatroom not a porn room u wanna get ur ass fucked there r plenty of places to go

Stranger: i vote republican

Quote:

You: NEGUS

Stranger: negus, please

You: please what?

You: oh sorry, im not gay....

Stranger: the enola gay...

You: ...OH BABY JESUS

Stranger: meow

Quote:

Stranger: I'm a male so disconnect if you want to talk to a female.

You: okay.....

Stranger: helllo

You: knock knock

Stranger: whos there?

You: your mom

Stranger: bye

Quote:

Stranger: hi

You: DUDE HES DEAD!!!!

Stranger: yesss

Stranger: finally

You: ???

You: WHAT DO U MEAN FINALLY

You: HES ON THE FLOOR!!!

Stranger: great

You: HOLY SHIT....WHAT DO I DO???

Stranger: step on him

Stranger: masturbate on him

You: WHAT?!?!

You: NO IM NOT GAY

You: AND HES ****ING DEAD

You: OH SHIT

Stranger: well hez dead anyway

You: O_O WTF

You: OH GAWD

You: THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
Stranger: yeah..bye

Quote:

You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: yes indeed.

You: sir do you partake in literature?

Stranger: miss*

Stranger: and na i dont

You: oh quite sorry

You: how about the musical arts?

Stranger: oh i love musical arts

Stranger: what is ur name sir?

You: My name is Sebastian

Stranger: oh sure=)

You: yes indeed.....

Stranger: and where do u live sebastian

You: Maine

You: Who is your favorite composer?

Stranger: beethowen

You: I myself prefer Bach

Stranger: oh do u?

Stranger: did u have ur cup of tea yet?

You: ...?

Stranger: cmoon u sound funny

You: how so?

Stranger: anyway...

Stranger: how old are u?

You: I cannot reviel that information my dear ;)

Stranger: oh too bad

Stranger: honey

You: ?....

You: I am not your "honey"

Stranger: im dear so ur honey

Stranger: im not ur dear eather

You: Quite rude...

Stranger: i knooow

Stranger: lets crry together

You: I assure you ma'am I am not Homosexual....

Stranger: neither am i

Stranger: lets have sex then

You: that is not very appropriet for this conversation ma'am

Stranger: orllyy?

Stranger: does that mean i g2g to church now?

You: Well I am sure that depend on your religous beliefs

Stranger: so i wont go

Stranger: xD

You: are you an atheist?

Stranger: yep

You: intresting

You: Well I shall bid you a due,

You: FUCKING GAYSS CRACKA BITCH SHOVE IT UP YOUR HAIRY ASS FUCKING HO!

You: *cough* excuse me

Micro

I love this thing. But I hate it's people.
Seriously, someone sticky this.

Pastulio

Stranger: EGG?!

You: CHEESE!!!

You: DUH

Stranger: LOL

You: RLY?

Stranger: YES REALLY

You:

You: OMG

You: PICKLE DICK!

You: ITS OVER 9000!!!

Stranger: OK RYT

Stranger: SEX ?

You: BUTT

Stranger: ANAL SEX

?

You: ORLY?

Stranger: YES RLY..

You: ITS BROKED

Stranger: WHAT YOUR PICKLED DICK BROKE

You: NO THE DODONGOS

Stranger: EH?!

You: MUFASA

Stranger: lion king

You: NOO

You: MUFASAAA

Stranger: ok..

You: WE ARE ALL HUMAN AFTER ALL!!!

You: YAAAAYY!!!

Stranger: :L

You: MAKE LOVE

Stranger: ok

You: E-E-EMOTIONN

Friend 001

Quote:

You: I love you
Stranger: asl
You: 95, both, Pluto

Quote:

Stranger: hey
You: PINGAS
Stranger: asl?
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Quote:

Stranger: horny girl?
You: maybe
Stranger: im a horny guy
You: you sick pervert go jack off to some kiddie porn like you always do
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Quote:

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl ?
You: PEDO ALERT! PEDO ALERT! EVACUATE EVACUATE!
You: HURRY GET EVERYONE OUT OF HERE
You: OH MY GOD HE'S GOT JIMMY!!!
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Quote:

Stranger: from?
You: I'm from Atlantis
You: you know, under the sea
Stranger: which country
You: you wouldn't beleive how hard it is to get internet connection down here
Stranger: why
You: IThe Pacific Ocean is the country
You: well it's hard to get any kind of wiring under water
You: and the computers are hardly EVER waterproof
Stranger: eh i see
You: so we have to keep it in saran rap all the time
Stranger: age
You: *wrap
You: I'm 10 years old
You: Still interested in cybering you pedo?
Stranger: really
You: no I'm 13
Stranger: eh it is too young
You: I was testing you for pedophillia
You: plus I'm a guy
You: and I'm not gay
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Stranger: i've been waiting
You: This whole Omegle thing is like a paradise for pedophiles
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: see whenever i try to use a hook
Stranger: it's someone else using a line
Stranger: i'm just made of fail
You: I bet 1000 of the 2859 people online right now are fat naked guys with their dick in their hand jacking off waiting for some 10 year old to take the bait
Stranger: probably
Stranger: most seem satisfied with 17 year olds but i never actually consent to them
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Stranger: Greetings noble stranger, I have been brought here to speak to you. I hope we will be able to be the bestest of friends.
You: roleplaying? seriously?
You: Alright fine. I'm Chuck Norris and I kick your ass so hard it feels like you got punched in the stomach
You: goodbye
You: FOREVER

Quote:

Stranger: heya
You: O SHIT THIS GUY KNOWS KARATE
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Quote:

Stranger: 22 gay male
You: gross
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Quote:

You: BITCH ASS HONKY LOVER
Stranger: that's
Stranger: um
Stranger: hi
You: NIGGER
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wweice

Not A Bump, adding to the topic.

Code:

Stranger: hi

You: FUCK YOU

Stranger: sure u can
*snip*
Stranger: from

You: USA, Florida

Stranger: i thought so

Stranger: u guys invented fuck

You: pshhh

You: "Fuck"

You: the word

Stranger: m 22  india

You: Came from the Brazillians.

Stranger: oh really

Stranger: good to know

You: To learn more about that...

You: fuck.on.nimp.org

Stranger: fuck on

Stranger: and 

Stranger: fuck off

You: nou
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