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Oh wow a story that doesnt have to do with cphq that includes every freaking person who begged there ass off to be in the story so that they could give it 10 thumbs up -.-

Part 1, and in fact the only part there is to the story.

Steve walked up one morning to the coffee shop to meet his friend, Dave to have a nice conversation about the middle east. "Sup steve, hows it going?" Said Dave. Steve said nothing as he took a seat near Dave and said "Dave? Why are you so quite? Whats wrong?" Dave said nothing, but he opened his mouth to speak but Steve couldn't see it. "steve? Arent we going to discuss the middle east and how stupid it is?" Dave said.

Then everyone in the coffee shop got quite. It was silent for about 10 seconds when the door swung open violently "There he is!! Get the sailor mouth!!" A giant penguin yelled as guards took Dave by the flippers and urged him out the coffee shop. "Whats going on!?" Steve said but no one could hear him. One of the guards told steve that he said the word "stupid" but Steve couldn't hear him. "what did you say?" Said steve confused. "Oh so you want to disobey the law huh?" The guard said "Your under arrest for freedom of speech! and your friend Dave here is going to spend the rest of his life in penguin jail for using offensive language!" The guard said. Steve and Dave were thrown into a van and were driven to jail to rot.

The end.

Its more then just a story people.