There might be a new room coming soon on that mountain.
Disney wants your money.
Offer is only until July 15.
Was planning on posting this ON easter but I forgot my blog pass lol. My easter gift to you is all the locations of all the eggs on Club penguins easter egg hunt!
(if picture doesnt load blame andys fail HTML coding)
So, instead of discussing a holiday that passed some 100 years ago, lets talk about the latest shit thats happening in CPHQ. As we know theres a moderator contest. This has to be probably the dumbest idea Andy has ever come up with, ever since making me a mod. But theres a good side to this. Andrewp is going to be a mod, no matter damn what. I cant see ANYONE ELSE being a mod other then him. Lets go over this amazing list of why Andrewp needs to be a mod.
- His name starts with A, the first letter of the Alphabet.
- He has the letter P in his name which is the first letter of my real name.
- He doesn’t play club penguin like everyone else on these forums. Deny it all you want, we all know you play CP. *cough* Karpolo *cough*( and everyone else)
- I consider him part of the “Threesome”. A group of extremely epic posters who troll here for lulz. Or, I guess now its the twosome since Sly got banned.
- Flooger should be a mod
- He actually took the time to make signatures and avatars for his campaign.
- Every penny toward his campaign goes to the “penises for girls” foundation. A project that will give girl’s penises from unsuspecting doners.
- He can tip the ice berg.
- He wont even read all this shit as its Tl;dr
- I dont fucking care if its Tl;dr
- Tl;dr sounds like teal dear amirite?
- There is no such thing as global warming, Andrewp was hot so he turned the sun up.
- The boogey man checks his closet for Andrewp
- Superman wears Andrewp underwear.
- Infinity cant fucking write if his life depended on it.
- Rancidkrauts biggest mistake was making this forum
- Flooger should be a mod.
- Hillary 2012.
- The Godfather is a bad movie.
- George Lucas 2016
- Flooger should be a mod
And those are ALL of the reasons why Andrewp should be a mod.
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Today is Club penguin hq’s 10th year annaversery. Today we will celebrate this glorious day by showing you the entire history of this wondefull site in an enite sentence. Let us begin.
Rancidkraut created cphq, hacks were made,miniclip got pissed off, trolls trolled, flame wars faught, cp got mad at us, blocked out rancidkraut, banned rancidkraut, lulz ensured, podcasts happened, Bill cosby appeared on the podcast, Flooger arrived, Flooger left, cp closed, cp came back, changed theme, CPHQ before vbulliten, CPHQ today. Crappy podcasts, a blog ran by 1 person, More cpfags then ever, lulz.
Its St patricks day…or atleast it will be..soon…well Cp is already celebrating it! yay! So put on your favorite St patricks day outfit and join the…Ok seriously. Enough with this shit. lolol.
Sorry I havn’t posted a new blog thingy in like, 6 years. Got my penis stuck in Andyh2’s ass so I had to get some MAJOR surgery.
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Hey guys. Flooger here. Sorry I havn’t been posting in awhile or posting on the forums. been very busy with irl stuff. Anyways…
A long time ago Disney joined forces with Club Penguin. Spectulation occured as to what stupid/good things that would do for club penguin. And as we can see, both sides of those opinions happened. Some stupid things happened and some good things did. Disneys demographic is mostly 8 to 11 year olds. Club Penguin was always geared for kids. No real sign of being an online teen hangout like games like habbo hotel. But it was never always super kid friendly. Disney joined a long and Brought its 8 to 11 year old audiance with it. 3 year birhtday advertised by disney in new york square. SHOWING us that yes, Club Penguin is now 10 times more geared toward little children then EVER. Which is fine, if club penguin wants to be greedy.
Not only that, but look at the other changes. We have ipod, vans shoes, those weird sandles with the holes in them, and many other real material fashion item based clothing appeal in the game. I mean really. The oh so ugly hair was bad enough but…Vans based shoes? CMON. Leave that crap to habbo hotel. This is Club Penguin. Not paradise for 10 year olds to look “kewl” in clothes they would look ugly with in real life.
Ok lets see..good changes……. I got nothing. More cash for Club Penguin to make more crappy updates, ALSO KNOWN AS REPEATING THE SAME PARTIES. and thats about it.
In Club Penguin headquarters eyes, Club Penguin is falling. But in the regular players eyes of miniclip, it seems to be getting better for them. I guess we cant get what we want then ay?
Until next time, Flooger4.
There’s a new sports catalog and pin in Club Penguin! Lets walk through getting the secret items.
Click the orange starfish, then the silver one, then the surfboard to get a silver surfboard.
Click the climbing wall for the climbing gear.
The new pin, a lily, is at the beacon. It’s to the bottom right.
The Fiesta party arrived at Club Penguin! It will be around until Monday, but as a lot of parties they might extend it!
There’s 1 free item, the mini hat.
It’s located at the Cove:
Other than that, it’s the same as last year.
Even the NightClub yellow stair returned.
So, that’s all!
~Bollivierke
A new issue of the club penguin times has been released today giving info on the upcoming FIESTA PARTY (oh wow so original, we’ve had like what 4 of these already?) “how to have a race” (really, who ISNT going to cheat and click on the map?) more useless info on becoming a tour guide and of course ask Aunt Artctic. Also the secrets page reveals once again, hidden rooms we already know about. And they also say there are hundreds of secrets around the island. I can name all of them right off the bat.
And a really terrible comic too. I don’t even get the joke in it.
UPCOMING EVENTS:
The winter fiesta January 23 – 25
New snow and sports catalog January 30th
New penguin style catalog February 6th – March 2nd
- Flooger4
Flooger4 here! I’m one of the new bloggers of club penguin Hq just stopping to say hi!
I’ll do my best to make this blogger crappie- I mean better then it already was! All I have to do is go on club penguin…EVEN MORE -.-
- Flooger4
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